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3 days agoEdit: why do folks hate innocent questions?
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
1·9 days agoEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
4·13 days agoThe dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)
Gotta tell the “funny” stories yourself before your bigoted family members do it first
25·14 days agoTrans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.
Well not far off though
Do you have any credible sources to back up your observation?
Hell yeah! I do love me some garbage that has yet to enter a landfill!
Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁