I cannot remember an article headline that left me less interesting in reading it

If cops were useful creatures that looks like a shit-ton of revenue just waiting to be generated for that city

My dad told me long ago when I was in high school, and I quote, “You are the most cold, calculating person I know” and that still makes me smile when I think about it.

Frankly the term “Sentenced” should not apply to this “penalty” for this crime. Maybe “coddled” or “tsk-tsk’d”? Is she or someone in her family a politically-connected billionaire?