That’s like threatening us with a good time isn’t it?

You’re technically correct, but you may struggle to make friends like that …

This is the way

I’ll always add “… No creme or milk please” after asking for it black, I know it’s the same thing twice but it twigs a ‘could this guy have a milk allergy’ thought now and again.

AHH that old chestnut…

Governments are ruining the internet to protect kids but there is a much better way…

To fuck up the internet? I think they are trying on all fronts to be honest…

Nigiri?

… What is a dog of not a worse horse?

Obligatory link because he’s a great poet and I’m sure this was just contextual and not his true feeling about dogs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8y2MpcBTsQ