I can’t imagine

FFS, design standards exist for a reason. Quit trying to reinvent the wheel, or car doors as it is here.

Stock prices are less enthusiastic about this.

pick photos and determine what they’re into.

Why not do things the old fashioned way and just ask? Almost like a survey or something.

Getting outdated ads crammed down your throat for companies or products that no longer exist is a special kind of trolling.