Speaks to our primate nature.

That’s what my pappy would say as he was beating the shit out of me.

I may not blink an eye, but I will have a raised eyebrow.

My main motto in life is “Wherever you go. There you are.”. The occasionally spoken corollary is “Don’t be a dick.”

I am not sure if you’re trolling on purpose or not. I think it’s irrelevant. I have a simple rule for life. Don’t be a dick.

Oh my. You’re Bad.

Ok I tried and couldn’t find it. Instead I found this glorious image.

Isn’t there a comic with that exact premise?

FUCK YOU AND YOUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS

And it’s already hackable. Great.

Wrong. This is to violate everyone’s rights and target children. This is fucking abhorrent and needs to be stopped.

Old Mans War

But if you centipede cars they become a train.

KLAATUU VERATA NICKEL SOMETHING

To bring my nice camera with me when I go on trips.

That’s why you buy a shitload of it all at once.

I was there yesterday. It’s cold AF all year.

https://damninteresting.com/

I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?

A least he’s not misandry