“I don’t recommend Flatulia.”
“Why not, doc?”
“They haven’t sent a 30-something hottie around to take me to lunch yet.”

I know that’s usually given as the reason, but I think most companies rent. I dunno.

Stable genius = pretty smart for a horse

I have the best of both worlds: small house in a car-based community. Sigh.

Baum wrote a fuckload of Oz books, too. If 1940s Hollywood was anything like today, we would have been too busy making Oz sequels to participate in WWII.

My life is listening to my elderly mother tell me how tired I look. I work a whopping 4.5 hours a day (as a school bus driver) and pretty much nap the rest of the day.

Literally begging the question!

the only way they’ve figure out how to do that is by laying off a bunch of people

Weirdly enough, another way to lower costs would be to have everybody work from home so you don’t have to pay for office space. Yet the overwhelming trend is away from WFH.

Lol “now”.

I remember borrowing a friend’s MBA textbook just for laughs. I particularly remember the chapter on “Negotiating”, which included a boxed section that said “Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

The man who said “trump signs are Pennsylvania’s state flower”? The man who castigated his fellow democrats for even mentioning trump’s felony convictions because “we’re supposed to be the party of forgiveness”? That Fetterman?

PHHHT!

They’re lacking the three rocks.

aerodynamic efficiency

For internal door handles?