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Cake day: April 21st, 2026

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  • Oh that’s an easy one. First and foremost, I’m an assman. I like a gal’s rear up against me. I like the feel of it. I like the look of it (Again, in love, any shape, any size is awesome, but imaginary, a tiny little bum is my desire, heh). That, and, and, and, there’s so much you can do with your hands that’s, oddly enough, rather cumbersome face to face and laying down. Plus, before I let my teeth get pulled (Bad marriage, not because I didn’t take care of them), I tried a few things from watching cats, and biting the neck really got my ex going. Would have been interesting to try it with someone who actually liked being with me, heh.





  • Flest Gordon, the first one. Though more R rated, but man was it a trip. First time I saw it was at around 3 years old (parents thought it was Flash Gordon, but I know they had to stay for quite a while, because when I watched it as an adult, the robots with dicks was quite a ways in. That plus the god Nesuahyrrah (Harryhausen backwards) was at the end of the movie.

    Now, as for actual porn. It was sneaking into my dad’s tapes and there was two I can remember. A man dressed as a chicken having sex with pizza delivery girls, and another of a gal tying her…erm…lips into knots with a window washer going apeshit watching her through the window. O_o.

    Now, a weird one, but one my favorites I think on the same tape, a bell boy behind a curtain fucks a gal anally as she sings on stage in front of a crowd.

    Man, that had to have been around 1986, O_o, as VHS tapes were not that old.