Ooo, a 2 for 1 special

Yawn. Block.

Is this “Ukrainian imperialism” in the room with us right now?

Gross.

I’ll die before I make a second trip

.ml strikes again

Do I have any say over conditions aside from species?

If so, a dog in a rich family. One of the more intelligent breeds, possibly a border collie or German shepherd. Seems like a good life; well fed, sheltered, nothing to worry about other than wondering where my owners went/when they’ll be back when they leave the house.

If not, idk, make me a jellyfish or something. No thoughts, just floating mindlessly in the ocean without a care, occasionally getting touched and making them regret it.