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    2 days ago

    Until your deployment gets extended twice, you haven’t surfaced the boat for fresh air in 50 days, and the food runs so low that whatever you had for dinner last night is what’s mixed with the (fake, fresh ran out months ago) eggs. The only meat left, for every recipe requiring meat, is ham. The fresh milk ran out after a month, and only the ultra pasteurized plastic shit is left.