Hey fuck you for asking for healthcare, anyways we rescued the pilot but whoops we landed the planes where they couldn’t take off so we blew them all up.

The nerve of you to be so wasteful and ask for government handouts though…

Also give us more money or we will hurt you, no this is not a joke.

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    5 days ago

    Given the order of appearance and the claim that they blew them up (Why do that, just fly them out?) I’d put the odds on it being 3:1 Iran did it:USA did it