"Normal ticket, on an old fashioned deathtrap plane: $299 NOTE: CRASHES HAVE AN ALMOST 0% SURVIVAL RATE. PLEASE CHECK THIS BOX TO ACKNOWLEDGE ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOM. [ ] PLEASE SUBMIT NEXT-OF-KIN NOTIFICATION PHONE NUMBER ______
“ERROR: Please check the box indicating you give consent for next-of-kin notification numbers to be shared with selected third-party service providers to proceed.”
Alternately, it’ll be sold as a premium feature.
"Normal ticket, on an old fashioned deathtrap plane: $299 NOTE: CRASHES HAVE AN ALMOST 0% SURVIVAL RATE. PLEASE CHECK THIS BOX TO ACKNOWLEDGE ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR IMPENDING DOOM. [ ] PLEASE SUBMIT NEXT-OF-KIN NOTIFICATION PHONE NUMBER ______
"Premium SafetyFirstTM plane ticket: $1999.
“ERROR: Please check the box indicating you give consent for next-of-kin notification numbers to be shared with selected third-party service providers to proceed.”
Don’t forget the $49.99 Personal Burial Fee you don’t see until checkout.