• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I call everyone assholes when I’m driving.

    “Nice turn signal, asshole.”

    “I love the color of your car, asshole.”

    “OMG, look at that adorable asshole dog!”

    “Can you open my water bottle and hand it to me, asshole—I mean, Babe? Wait, no, I mean, asshole.”