Love this. Was thinking about jokingly saying I don’t want to fuck a Monet, but decided against it. I’m glad someone else went with it and did a better job.
Ew. Monet? That slutty art just puts it all out there for anyone to get it. I prefer that punishing dom, Magritte. Yeah baby, tease me with your gestalt. Show me that pipe and then deny my inferences. “Oh yeah, nice fucking flower, Monet. What, am I supposed to just imagine there’s a face hidden behind those lilies, all by myself?”
How are museums legal? Like, why am I the only one who gets in trouble when I fuck the art?
Isn’t doing a sex on something the only way to express your appreciation for something?
*picks up an /s* “What’s this doing here?”
Love this. Was thinking about jokingly saying I don’t want to fuck a Monet, but decided against it. I’m glad someone else went with it and did a better job.
Ew. Monet? That slutty art just puts it all out there for anyone to get it. I prefer that punishing dom, Magritte. Yeah baby, tease me with your gestalt. Show me that pipe and then deny my inferences. “Oh yeah, nice fucking flower, Monet. What, am I supposed to just imagine there’s a face hidden behind those lilies, all by myself?”
Ceci n’est pas Magritte.
Je suis la jeune fille
Van Gogh stans in shambles