Anyone else remember a few years ago when the government was caught performing warrantless searches on America’s phone data and metadata, using direct wiretaps at the phone companies, and it was a huge deal and the whistleblower had to flea the country or face imprisonment? And we all said at that time that the government’s actions were shocking and they had to stop right away, and at first they said they would, but then they never really did?
Yeah, me neither.
RIP, the Constitution. We’ll miss you.
Eh, if the constitution was half as great as people think, we wouldn’t have the problems we do now.
And don’t forget, without the flaws of the constitution, us couldn’t have give full fascist so early and quickly.
Fuck the constitution, we need something better.
I believe the original intent of the constitution was to review/update it every 20 years but they got lazy.
They knew it wouldn’t stand the test of time.
Who wants to start a nonprofit that buys and distributes FBI worker’s location data?
John Oliver threatened something like that once (but for politicians). Not sure what happened after that, though I have occasionally wondered.
That also means that all those apps which are embedding those location trackers are illegal in Europe and other countries. There is no way for someone to give his informed consent to sell his location data to the fucking FBI just by clicking a button.
Why do we need these government agencies that murder civil rights leaders and help Mossad traffic children again?
How to become wealthy in America: Drop out of school. Move to San Francisco. Develop an app that takes pictures of people buttholes on the toilet. Sell those pictures to the pentagon and claim it’s for monitoring terrorism. Fire everyone at your business. Sell business to a data collection company based in china. Move to Texas and start a podcast complaining about how LGBTQ rights have lead to the rise in gas prices.
I would watch this movie without a shred of irony
Please flesh this out into a dry satire
