slothrop @lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 天前Scientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified Bodywww.smithsonianmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down15
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 天前No it was when me and the rest of the rugby team crash landed in the Andes Mountains and we had a choice between cannibalism or eating vaginal-discharge imbued sourdough bread and we chose the bread.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 天前Even in the circumstances, having a bread course first is the right thing to do.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 天前Didn’t a good chunk of the survivors freeze to death? How did you proof the bread in such a cold environment?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 天前We crashed in the summer.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 天前Ahh, I see you have all the answers
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 天前Wait, did you already have the vaginas yeast bread when you crashed or did you have the ingredients and make it in the snowstorm?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前We had flour and salt. The water was the easy part and had to get creative for the yeast.
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No it was when me and the rest of the rugby team crash landed in the Andes Mountains and we had a choice between cannibalism or eating vaginal-discharge imbued sourdough bread and we chose the bread.
Even in the circumstances, having a bread course first is the right thing to do.
Didn’t a good chunk of the survivors freeze to death? How did you proof the bread in such a cold environment?
We crashed in the summer.
Ahh, I see you have all the answers
Wait, did you already have the vaginas yeast bread when you crashed or did you have the ingredients and make it in the snowstorm?
We had flour and salt. The water was the easy part and had to get creative for the yeast.