I broke the speed limit on my bicycle. I mean yeah, the speed limit was 15, and the motor on my bike tops out at 20, and I had to go looking for a speed limit lower than 25, and I wasn’t pedaling, and the speedometer on my bike said 17.4mph. damn breaking the speed limit on your bike feels really good. I really accomplished something today.

Add one crime to the list. I’ll take the ticket if you want to serve it online police i am proud

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    2 days ago

    Motherfucker do your legs have to get your suburban up to 30 again after a red light?

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        2 days ago

        Go grab your plastic wheel and turn it side to side like a big manly man honk honk