I broke the speed limit on my bicycle. I mean yeah, the speed limit was 15, and the motor on my bike tops out at 20, and I had to go looking for a speed limit lower than 25, and I wasn’t pedaling, and the speedometer on my bike said 17.4mph. damn breaking the speed limit on your bike feels really good. I really accomplished something today.

Add one crime to the list. I’ll take the ticket if you want to serve it online police i am proud

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      it is one of those fancy electric tricycles gsafefase claws

      sorry cat said good morining and decide i need biscuits made ON MY BOOB AND SHE WONT STOP

      ow. damn cat gets away with a lot because it’s cute. great now my wife’s gonna ask how my mantitty got covered in claw marks. she’s gonna know, but she’s gonna want to hear the story. because i’m probably gonna tell it funny.

      anyways my bike is a fun little terratrike i had a class 2 electric motor we slapped on since i’m on so many drugs i probably shouldn’t be operating a car.