Something_something@lemmy.world to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoPlaystation announces controllers will now be single use only – The Chaserchaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down13
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minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·2 months agoYou gotta get the Costco family size box with 45 disposable controllers. Best deal in town. Plus, for each turtle that chokes on the plastics, they are planting two small but sizable bushes.
minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoFucking billionaire over here with a Costco membership. You’re single handily the reason so many people suffer.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoIt’s cool man, chill, we donate the cardboard box to an orphanage.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI grew up in a Costco-sourced cardboard box, and for that I’m forever grateful
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI always knew I was doing the right thing! Totally beats having to flatten it up to go into the recycling bin.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoluxury! i had to live in a banana box from target in a hole in the ground
minus-squarestephan262@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoWell at least you had a box and a hole. I only had a damp newspaper on a patch of dirt to live in.
You gotta get the Costco family size box with 45 disposable controllers. Best deal in town. Plus, for each turtle that chokes on the plastics, they are planting two small but sizable bushes.
Fucking billionaire over here with a Costco membership. You’re single handily the reason so many people suffer.
It’s cool man, chill, we donate the cardboard box to an orphanage.
I grew up in a Costco-sourced cardboard box, and for that I’m forever grateful
I always knew I was doing the right thing! Totally beats having to flatten it up to go into the recycling bin.
luxury! i had to live in a banana box from target in a hole in the ground
Well at least you had a box and a hole. I only had a damp newspaper on a patch of dirt to live in.