• daggermoon@piefed.world
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    12 days ago

    I just toss the bitch in. When it’s slightly brown it’s done. Y’all actually read the instructions?

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      There’s a reason school teachers are now doing that exercise where they have kids list instructions on how to make a pb&j, and then following them exactly.

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          11 days ago

          It helps in this situation, where the instructions are unclear and thinking through the process in a logical manner.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        12 days ago

        Making a PB&J:

        1: Give $200 to OwOarchist

        2: Give OwOarchist a 100% grade on every assignment for the year.

        3: Make a PB&J sandwich

        Alright, teach. You said you’d follow the instructions exactly.

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        11 days ago

        Spread peanut butter on one slice, spread peanut butter on second slice, put a little jelly on one, press together, cut in half * diagonally (* required)

    • egrets@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Just got to check if it needs a baking tray or not.

      You can normally tell by sight if it’s raw dough or if the base has already been baked, but opening your oven to find your pizza doing an impression of the terminator from T2 down through your wire shelf is a sad experience.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        12 days ago

        I’ve never seen a frozen pizza with raw dough. Is this a Europe thing or have I just been living under a rock?

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          12 days ago

          I don’t know about elsewhere, but in the UK they’re normally a bit more expensive and marketed as “takeaway style”. They’re generally superior, but they need a stone or tray, a hotter oven, and more time to cook.

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      12 days ago

      Think about how it’s more important they put the instruction “remove from box before baking”