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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago

Shooting your shot with a cannon

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Shooting your shot with a cannon

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago
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    Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don’t have enough genuine friends who are women.

    Or

    Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.

    Or

    Maybe he doesn’t know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.

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      Or, he doesn’t remember which number is who.

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        Whoa

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      OR

      Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.

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        5 way, unless he’s just watching the girls. Which, like, if that’s his thing and they’re into it, works too!

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          Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.

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            What do you think selfie sticks are for?

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              I thought selfie sticks existed to announce to everybody in the vicinity that you’re a pillock.

              I must record my trip to Disneyland from an altitude of 7 ft because that’s totally what everyone wants.

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          5 way

          Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.

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        so you’re telling me … there is a chance?

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        And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it

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      Or maybe he’s gay and is just looking to have a girl time.

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        Or maybe he’s three kids in a trench coat.

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        Or trans.

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          The gay part and also this

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            And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for xer ear wall.

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        this

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