• Etterra@discuss.online
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    8 days ago

    I’m sure there’s no way this could possibly go wrong. I can’t wait until I can buy a new computer that emits gamma radiation.

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        6 days ago

        I would, but unless it turns you into the Hulk, the gamma emitting computer is probably only gonna be useful once or twice before your horrible, horrible death.

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        7 days ago

        No, you have to subscribe to the shielding component, which blocks up to 90% of harmful emissions for a mere $49.99 per month, shielding+, which blocks 99% for only $79.99 per month, or “ultra shield”, which actually removes the emitter, for just $99.99 per month, first month half price! (but if you cancel, or downgrade, they’ll break in to your house, reinstall the emitter, kick your dog, and leave muddy footprints on the carpet).