Etterra

Three I’m American and this makes me want to vomit up everything I’ve ever eaten in my entire lifetime in one huge gigabarf.

I’ll remember that trick.

It’s easy to hate public transit when you’re receiving donations being paid by the fossil fuel lobby.

You think he’ll jump? Hey do a flip!

Joke’s on you buddy, I gave up on hope like 20 years ago.

I’ll remember that for next time.

Okay but if Starfleet had a purple uniform tunic then what division would it be for?!

I thought it was bad in America cuz we had to drive ourselves to the hospital. Damn.

Cool, so can it help MAGA get a grip on reality?

Well it’s not a Journey song so that only leaves one possibility.

That’s assuming they can even get him to pay it.

It’s like a CEO heard a joke or saw a comic where this happened and thought it was the best idea possible. “If we add in waiting time for no reason then some of the people will hang up and go away.” It’s the same logic as making anyone who wants to close an account (such as Netflix) jump through 3 people and a million hoops.

Seriously, I moved to a town where Comcast has no Internet service, I looked it up on their online service tool. They STILL ran me through retention even after they looked it up and confirmed it internally, and I had to go through 10 extra minutes of some lady reading from a script before they’d kill my account, and then had the gall to ask if I wanted to complete a customer service survey.

I never stopped.

What do you mean you don’t want your money to be endlessly devoured by a malevolently capitalist nightmare for zero return?