I know it’s weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.
Edit: I knew y’all would understand. I’m going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.
Absolutely don’t just expoxy it, follow fubarx’s tutorial below. Expoxy won’t bind sheared metal to metal strong enough to stand up to pocket/keychain abuse. You don’t have to go as fancy, but you need non brittle metal to re-connect those shear lines or it’ll fall apart the first time you look at it funny.