If you are able to grab any type of small bucket, bowl, cup, glass, etc. and have access to water, you can just wash. Sure it doesn’t have the same water pressure of a bidet, but that’s still cleaner than even the most modern toilet paper. You’ll need soap though.
It’s not though, humans have cleaned their assholes after shitting for most of our existence. Just look at the “left hand dirty” culture from the Middle East which then spread to dumb fuck Catholics that no longer remembered why it was dirty and they just switched it to being demonic instead so you could argue using left hand is a sin with less pushback.
If you are able to grab any type of small bucket, bowl, cup, glass, etc. and have access to water, you can just wash. Sure it doesn’t have the same water pressure of a bidet, but that’s still cleaner than even the most modern toilet paper. You’ll need soap though.
Yeah, people just shat in the river in former times. I think the idea of using toilet paper is pretty modern.
It’s not though, humans have cleaned their assholes after shitting for most of our existence. Just look at the “left hand dirty” culture from the Middle East which then spread to dumb fuck Catholics that no longer remembered why it was dirty and they just switched it to being demonic instead so you could argue using left hand is a sin with less pushback.
Except the Pope, who always shat in the woods and washed with holy water.