It’s not though, humans have cleaned their assholes after shitting for most of our existence. Just look at the “left hand dirty” culture from the Middle East which then spread to dumb fuck Catholics that no longer remembered why it was dirty and they just switched it to being demonic instead so you could argue using left hand is a sin with less pushback.
Yeah, people just shat in the river in former times. I think the idea of using toilet paper is pretty modern.
It’s not though, humans have cleaned their assholes after shitting for most of our existence. Just look at the “left hand dirty” culture from the Middle East which then spread to dumb fuck Catholics that no longer remembered why it was dirty and they just switched it to being demonic instead so you could argue using left hand is a sin with less pushback.
Except the Pope, who always shat in the woods and washed with holy water.