[a yellow character is caught in deep thinking]
I wouldn’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but…
There are people out there who think Vladimir Putin might have ties to Russia, and I think there might be some truth to it
[drawing of a Russian cityscape]
He was born in Leningrad, Russia
[Putin shaking hands with a person in Russian winter clothes]
He’s been photographed in Moscow, talking to Russians
[drawing of a luxury seaside residence]
He owns property in Gelendzhik, Russia
[Putin at a desk, surrounded by Russian flags]
And the most damning evidence, since 1999 he’s been the leader of Russia
[yellow is now smiling proudly]
Is this the best kept secret of 2026?
Many are asking…
As long as there are no photos of him talking Russian, this is just a theory
[smiles in cyrillic]
He doesn’t need to speak russian to act as a russian. Moreover, his actions speak more than his words.
Correlation doesn’t equal causation.
I’m mad I can’t find the friggin “Is Israel run by Jews?!” conspiracy theory parody where it does things like indicate the Menorah on the seal or the star of david on the flag.
What cracked me up is someone tried asking one of the AI’s “is isreal run by the jews”, and it responded that is just an antisemetic conspiracy theory and completely false.
Got your back, don’t worry 😊
The Jews control everything (in Israel)!
Huge if точно
