You can’t just say stuff like that! There has to be a study, and then a study to verify the other study. That means no-bid contracts for Trump campaign donors, money allocated to things like a new theater for the White House, because it’s going to first serve as the office where those studies happen. While they’re waiting for that theater office to get set up, they’ll have to rent out temporary space in Trump tower.

See, when it’s the military, and peoples’ lives are on the line, you have to put in the work to make sure you get it right!