Yeah, I don’t remember ever saying, “I need to go to bed,” as a kid. I say it a lot as an old person, but as a kid, sleep was pretty much always forced on me, either by parents or sheer exhaustion.

Yeah, there’s even built-in sleep modes on phones. You turn it on and only your closest contacts can get hold of you. All other notifications wait until morning. This is a solved problem.

Seems like, if nothing else, Ai might finally force corporate accountants to acknowledge that the cost of a good backup strategy far outweighs the cost of losing all your data because some MBA thought he could write a product update himself with Claude code.

My first thought, too.

Yeah, for whatever her faults, she was a pro.

He really doesn’t. If a thing isn’t being monetized, it’s being wasted. It goes hand in hand with his inability to comprehend friendship on any level. literally everything is transactional with him. That’s how nature works in his small mind.

I mean, they’re “better for the military,” so…. /s

I’ve said for awhile that I refuse to wish for the death of anyone. Just bad Karma there.

BUT, I never said I wouldn’t celebrate the death of a bad person. So I’m ordering a bad person’s recent quote about another person’s death to be printed on a T-shirt I will only wear twice: on the day the bad person dies, and on the day of that person’s funeral.

…

I may wear it subsequent times on the bad person’s birthday.

Don’t have to use Notes. The Files app will do it too, and will save directly to iCloud.

Yeah. This always seemed pretty obvious.

That, too.

The precursor to is was called Letterkenny. Not as much about hockey, but similarly weirdly funny. Made by the same guy (who plays Shorsey). Shorsey also makes an appearance.

The Trump playbook:

1. Recklessly barrel into a situation he doesn’t understand.
2. Bumble around like a pack of monkeys trying to fuck a doorknob and make things worse.
3. Wait for someone else to put things back to the way they were (or thereabouts), and declare victory.

if you haven’t seen the show Shorsey yet, it’s a funny send-up of the kind of hockey I’m talking about.

I see everyone offering NHL advice here, but there are also leagues below the NHL, and you can often see some pretty good hockey for not much money. Where I live (not in Canada), we had an AHL team, which is 1 level below the NHL. The hockey was fun to watch, and good tickets could be had for less than $100/person.

That’s when we take to the streets!

Honestly, I have no problem with this. If I’m doing shady stuff, I’m not using iCloud’s hide my email function when it’s so easy to create a throw-away email account elsewhere. The point of hide my was hiding your real email from advertisers/spammers, not to help you do crime.

So at what point do they ban all new computers not made domestically?

Only problem I can see if they play that card, there’s a pretty good chance the US population responds by burrowing further up its own ass. Eventually, you have a very well armed rogue state (assuming we don’t already have one just yet).