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Forgot the goat-triggered Delay of Skiing.
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t win the cross country ski race.
don’t forget the Penisgate.
Elaborate
People were injecting shit into their dicks so when they got measured for their uniform, they’d have more material in the crotch to help get air on the long jump. I’m probably misremembering the exact figures, but they calculated that something like an extra inch of material in the uniform could translate to up to 5 extra meters in a ski jump. So they had penis inspectors checking to make sure competitors weren’t plumping their pricks.
