I’m going to try this when on trial for shoplifting. “No. I didn’t steal it. You see, I never actually claimed ownership over the item I took. I would have given it back if they asked. I was just using it illegally!”
Yes your honor, I accidentally stole offbrand Walmart Benadryl over a hundred times, but due to how ridiculously cheap it is, it has only cost Walmart $99, which they actually gain a profit from a specific loophole they use to fuck the insurance company when it’s a pharmacy-department loss, so technically I’m an unspoken Walmart contractor, and I demand benefits!
What is HER story though? I are be so curious at the Arby’s. I vegan, so I only poopers here. I do it under the table so they don’t see for a weak. Obviously.
If you did it, it wouldn’t be called “used illegally” it would be given its more traditional name of “stealing.”
I’m going to try this when on trial for shoplifting. “No. I didn’t steal it. You see, I never actually claimed ownership over the item I took. I would have given it back if they asked. I was just using it illegally!”
Yes your honor, I accidentally stole offbrand Walmart Benadryl over a hundred times, but due to how ridiculously cheap it is, it has only cost Walmart $99, which they actually gain a profit from a specific loophole they use to fuck the insurance company when it’s a pharmacy-department loss, so technically I’m an unspoken Walmart contractor, and I demand benefits!
What do you call it when you “steal” what a prostitute is selling? It’s up in that territory.
Theft of services I believe has been historically accurate…
What is HER story though? I are be so curious at the Arby’s. I vegan, so I only poopers here. I do it under the table so they don’t see for a weak. Obviously.