In case anyone was wondering: they’re there in case you change your mind later on and want to transition. God left them there as a backup.
That was awfully nice of him, but then why does he always he sew up the vagina too? Kind of a dick move.
He assumed giving good access to the prostate as a pleasure center in the ass was close enough and called it a day
Just wait till he learns that the clitoris is a micro penis and that those folds women have, are the prelude to testicles.
We are all sexless creatures that could go either way and depending on the sperm, we become man or woman.
Or some combination of the two in almost 2% of people.
talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)
Or, say “hey how are your nipples” and when he says “what” you reply “what” too, to play with his mind. Then he will question wether the first nipple conversation even happened
I can get behind full-on nipple torturing someone’s dad. Constantly mispronounce words- refer to nickels as nipples as you pay for small items. Talking about your city should involve at least occasionally saying something to the effect of “I’m a big fan of this areola, but that one’s been sucked dry by greedy housing developers.”
Maybe cut the nipples out of your shirts. Definitely cut the nipples out of his shirts. Ask him whether he’s cold, glance down, and then adjust the thermostat without waiting to hear his answer.
Change your lock screen photo to a cropped version of this. Replace your light fixtures with boob lights and ask him to help tighten the nipples. “Just give them a twist, I’m begging you.” Serve him Vietnamese milk melons daily. In fact, every meal or snack has to involve dairy or dairy alternative milks.
Yeah, I think I could get this guy’s dad to cry within 2 days. 3 if he’s vegan.
Are you some sort of torture mastermind? Holy fuck 😂 even accounting for potential difficulties.
