probably nobody will care, but I’m sad at the passing of my microwave. It was born in July of 1983, and died march 24th, 2026. I had bought it used in 1992 and it faithfully served me and my family for many years until today, when the keypad decided to partially quit working. Rest in peace Zappy, you will be missed.

I’m looking for a new keypad but unsurprisingly the parts for this ancient thing are no longer in stock so I doubt I’ll be able to resurrect it without some sort of miracle. I know it’s just an appliance but it still makes me sad to see it go.

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        New Mandela effect split universe detected: Oedipus and Jocasta is the doomed teenage love story while Juliet Tyrannus (better known by its Latin name Juliet Regina) involves Juliet marrying Romeo without either realizing he’s her father.

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          Back to the Future would be slightly different in that universe. Marty fucks the shit out of his mom. Like…really goes to town, while Doc tries relentlessly to get him to stop sleeping with his mom so much. Because Doc knows, but can’t tell Marty because something something time rip too many actioms changed, blah blah blah somehow Marty sleeping with his mom made trump Biff president. And now we’re in the bad timeline.

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        CPS: This, by his voice, should be a sex offender. Fetch me my clipboard, boy. What dares the perv… Come hither, cover’d with an antic face.

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      Lol ya I’m Canadian, everything here has french and english written on it.