Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.

Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much
*Cirrhosis of the liver
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Myoobs ? I’m lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.

I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
Pier pressure Is my favorite
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
The USS Unpaid Alimony
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
Where’s “wet dream”?
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
One dude had “Hail Seaser”.








