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minus-squaremuzzle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoI’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex. (still kinda funny)
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-210 months agoThan he threw a punch at me and I expertly dodged it. As he fell on the ground I said “you even fall like a snowflake” I would have kept it going if our manager didn’t interject and tell him he was fired! Than the manager gave me a high-five and a raise on the spot.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThe manager’s name? Albert Einstein
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThen the whole office clapped.
I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
(still kinda funny)
Than he threw a punch at me and I expertly dodged it. As he fell on the ground I said “you even fall like a snowflake”
I would have kept it going if our manager didn’t interject and tell him he was fired! Than the manager gave me a high-five and a raise on the spot.
The manager’s name? Albert Einstein
Then the whole office clapped.