And to think the truth would have remained buried had Robert not consumed every gas station pill available.

So I think Behind the Bastards and The Dollop would fit as a subcategory under the first one of “journalists and comedians riff on some of the worst people in history as their producer tries to keep them on topic and avoid being cancelled”.

It’s both, because reducing the number of people and the options they have available to work the system is both usually cheaper to operate and it makes key performance indicators that their bosses have set go up.

The latter is where the stupid comes in and is usually more insidious because everyone always forgets that when a metric becomes a target it ceases to be an effective metric. The end result is a rats-nest of perverse incentives and compliance theatre. But the c-level bosses don’t care because arbitrary numbers went up.

“Hmm I’m on fire, let’s get to the ‘shop’ where they put out fires as quick as possible!”

I can see the logic used here, he came literally to the wrong conclusion but it’s a funny story since no-one got injured and it’s a gift to the fire service’s public outreach department to educate people on what not to do.