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minus-squareLenny@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139arrow-down1·3 days agoI’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 days agoDon’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThin mints… well ive never denied it.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days ago“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
J’Accuse…!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
So brave :')
Thin mints… well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”