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HELP WANTED SEPT. 2, 2005 / NINTENDO EXPERT NEEDED $50, 000 salary + bonus Equal opportunity employer 555-[scribble] / IF YOU HAVE 50,000 HOURS OR MORE OF VIDEO GAME EXPERIENCE, WE NEED YOU. / VIDEO PLAYER dragon slayer $150,000 / LOOKING FOR GOOD MARIO BROTHERS PLAYER $100,000 plus your own car. 555-[scribble] / DO YOU LAUGH IN THE FACE OF KILLER GOOMBAS? CALL US. $50,000 yr. plus a free house [scribble] / CAN YOU SAVE THE PRINCESS? We need skilled men and women $75,000 + Retirement. [scribble] / SUPER MARIO BROS. Expert. $95,000 yr. Four-day work week + Ferrari / Expanding company needs skilled computer games expert. Call / DO YOU KNOW A NINTENDO EXPERT? Please read him or her this ad.
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Nice little business you got there, thriving. Would be a shame if private equity bought it now, wouldn’t it.
We need to do something about the fiscalization of fucking everything before we start giving human rights to greenbacks.
We are in a society that has fallen prey to a memetic money religion and wishful infinite returns thinking.