she’s she’s

Warren peace

Guessing you’re dictating this to your less-cultured secretary?

It’s that muddy middle that has many atheists describing atheism as “hard” and “soft”. If the answer to the question “do you believe in a god or gods” is anything other than yes, you’re an atheist.

It’s a mashup between an old joke about a depressed clown and the poem Ozymandias by Shelley

Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog

Meaning Batman was right: it’s not the Oz scarecrow

🎵And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon🎶

Maybe miming that “jerkoff” motion while rolling your eyes was a bit much

That cop is really pregnant, so it’s nice of them to still accompany their coworker home to their family