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    7 days ago

    My answers to “Would you explain this gap in your resume?”:

    1. Relevancy: “I only included relevant experience on the copy of my resume that you received.” Hiking experience isn’t relevant. Couch experience isn’t relevant. Time spent as the forgotten pawn in the machinations of capitalism isn’t relevant.
    2. Privacy: “I am not required to disclose medical information, and will not be discussing this matter any further.”
    3. Fuck 'em: “No.”