𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆

Ceiling cat is watching you gamble away your future.

My dad left for cigarettes once and I haven’t seen him since. Do I have a trans parent?

You will pay $50,000 for your car. It will have a phone in it. I really really mean it. You are not rich.

The double entry method in the accounting world can really throw people for a loop when they haven’t been involved in it. When I took financial accounting in college, I kept trying too hard to understand why double entry exists and just go with the flow.

The real reason is the accounting equation: Assets = Liabilities + Equity. You don’t have to know which specific accounts are assets, liabilities, or equity. All you really need to know is when you show a change to one part of the function, you have to show how it cascaded to another part of it so that it makes mathematical sense. At the end of the day, 2 must equal 1+1 or 0+2 or 2+0 or whatever combination you want. Yup, liabilites can be greater than assets. That’s when the company is getting ready to file Chapter 7 bankruptcy and liquidate (that is sell everything, including the floor tiles, and shut the doors for good).

It didn’t help that the accountant I was liaising with would tell me about bugs and explain things like in an accountant and I hated every moment.

Yay for industry jargon. Making us all miserable since at least the Industrial Revolution. Probably longer lol

My accounting ass has to let you know that while I’m aware that accountants are among the most depressed workers in the workforce, I stand out from my peers by being chipper and ready to help.

Now just stop asking me which GL account code to use because I know you’ll pick your own, and I’ll have to clean it up later. Job security, I guess.

Here’s a smiling emoji to let you know that despite the lack of exclamation points in my message, I remain friendly, approachable, able, and willing to carry out your task. 🙂

Edit: I sent this post and my comment to my wife. She returned: