That’s just aspirin with extra steps

Goteem

Yeah, growing up as a teen it was the opposite. I was burning CDs and had this phone stuck up my ass

Do calls like that happen? Unfortunately, yes.

Is it a reason to lock down and enshittify every computing platform, every OS, every Internet-connected device until we own nothing, control nothing and can’t install what we please?

It’s an age old tactic of manipulation to start with something true, exaggerate the threat, and apply it everywhere possible.