You can race a house. Even walking I can race a house and always win. They’re slow as hell.

They had to fill in the gap between the country (USA) and their currency (USD).

What, no love for platinumfish?

Holy shit, Corporal C L Who has seen some SHIT.

It certainly has an unstable regime that is generally hated by the people.

It has more in common with Iran than either side wants to admit.

Grinch 2 will be many decades later after Cindy Lou Who has grown up, been drafted, served three tours abroad, and comes home not knowing what Christmas is all about.

Ankles? But… they might live!

How about this: all states, districts, and territories become provinces. Why not? Doesn’t matter if it’s a territory or a province, healthcare will come.

But you’re going to lose the Electoral College, and will need to find candidates for the Conservative, Liberal, New Democratic, and Green parties at the very least, and probably a few more regional ones as well as the local nutjobs. Hope yiu like the 5 party system!

We’ll come back. Once the gestapo, the tariffs, the annexation threats, all mentions of “51st state” and the encouragement of Alberta separatists are GONE.

Forgiveness may be harder to come by.

If you were a vegetable I’d be able to eat you at the dinner table.

Drill out the stop, that’s certainly a decision you won’t regret for as long as you own the clamp.

Whatever that is, it isn’t a Mobius strip. This has two twists.

Don’t forget “terrorist”.