Israel has forfeited their right to exist. Withdraw all Western aid, let the Arab nations do as they fucking please. Annihilate this hateful little nation of religious fruitcakes. I no longer care what happens to every last man, woman, child and pig.

You don’t work hard for the company, you work hard for yourself. Let them pay you to stack your resume and build relationships, BAIL. Has it never occurred to you folks that you can game the system in your own favor?! How is, “I’ll be lazy and stick it to the man!”, working out for you? It’s not or you wouldn’t give memes like this the time of day.

Cool anti-hero vs. actual dirtbag.

There’s a lot more going on here than hints. It’s a nicely layered comic, quite clever.

Oh no, I get it, love the irony and sticking it to him. But read comments around here. These people think Trump literally sucked Clinton’s dick. It’s absurd.

Have you never voted before? That’s a perfectly typical form. Of course the candidates have no text description, there is nothing non-partisan one could put there. Of course the propositions have text descriptions, they always do.

And they think the real world is reflective of what we talk about here. It’s truly bizarre. I’m terminally online, unemployed ATM, but I still get there’s an outside world.

Take all the Trump voter hate for example. Do they not truly understand how under and misinformed most Americans are? Watch Mamdami interview Trump voters in NYC. Not ONE was what we picture as MAGA.

Also, since Trump 1.0, people refuse to talk politics. We’re at a party last month and talking about my new, weird, .22 rifle. I started to bring up a thing in the Big Beautiful Bill that was on-topic and the only thing I find decent in it. “NO. We’re not talking politics.” “I’m NOT. I’m talking about one thing I think is cool and will help gun owners.” Jesus. Now we gotta dance on eggshells.

I find it SO weird that people can’t handle simple social interactions anymore.

“Hi! I’m shalafi. Despite appearances, I’m a bit of a redneck. Love kayaking, hiking, camping, stuff like that. After I get out of here, you’re likely to find me in a swamp. LOL, don’t dress like this on the weekends!”

<pass the mike>

Killroy was here.

LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I’d post some pics of the girls I’ve dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn’t ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let’s just say they’re neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren’t afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she’s not a child. 🤷🏻‍♂️)

40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my “market share” spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on “sexual market value”. Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.

tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You’ll make it someday.

EDIT: I should note; I ain’t rich, in case anyone wants to play that card on me.