The same idiot who says these are “soft times” producing “soft men.”

We’ve had “once in a generation” catastrophes every fucking year I’ve been alive, Joe.

Willem de friend.

Definitely don’t crush a spark plug and throw a piece of it against their window, though. Shattered glass is dangerous.

Did everyone clap, too?

I just don’t believe a boss would commit to writing “your output is higher and better but I like Tad’s vibe better.”

Just begging for a visit from HR.

Legend.

“Bent john” — what’ve you heard?

That’s unfair.

Merrick Garland deserves some blame for not indicting Donald for insurrection.