More than just screens too, usually a way better speaker system, with them behind the screen too.

Staring backwards at a landscape or art or statue.

Wait until you find out how stoves and ovens work.

What? That’s why you have 9 different options, they are different power levels and approximate cooking times to adjust for that stuff.

Most run at 50% for around 3-5 minutes. It can’t cook it unevenly unless you fuck it up, it only stops when it detects moisture, sounds like you just had a faulty or fake one.

Have a microwave with a steam sensor perfectly cooked food everytime.

Conduct them with my fingers.