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… so, you’re gay.

You do probably have vaginismus. But what nobody is going to tell you is that it’s fine. You don’t have to put anything up there ever.

If you think I’m being sarcastic about the “gay” comment, you’re brainwashed by the patriarchy

Some mail providers will show you a link preview on click or on hover.

You are getting in the way of a scam that all parties are aware of and perfectly ok with.

As a moron, I wish companies would just fucking tell me about their scams. I never catch on until a few months after I leave the company.

…ducks?

Oh, nice.

I didn’t click on these, but I imagine it’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

That’s what they look like! There’s a big wire inside!

Nope

Well actually I don’t know

No, most cheap ones are the metal kind with exposed components, not the glass kind with the metal bottom.

The stovetop ones are more common. They’re usually made of ceramic or metal, sometimes glass or cast iron. I had a glass one I really loved, but it shattered. I replaced it three times before I gave up. Metal it is.

It’s unique in that it’s harder to clean. Yes the smooth ones do also build up minerals.

Those are more expensive.

It tastes like pipes

You don’t really need to clean it the same way. With the stovetop kettle, you can just use soap and water every time, maybe a little bit of vinegar. It’s all smooth inside, you see.

It’s all smooth in there. There aren’t a bunch of grooves and components in there.

I learned about CLR because of a similar product, called Lime-Away

“Lime, Calcium and Rust, Lime-away is a must!”

So when I went to the store to find Lime-away, I saw CLR, which is titled just like the Lime-away commercial, and I just used that instead. I don’t know if I’ve ever even tried Lime-away.

Then, years later, I met my wife.

She put vinegar in there for maintenance cleaning.

My wife didn’t know about CLR.