Android, one of the largest phone operating systems is owned by Google. Android used to be somewhat customizable but lately Google has been putting a stop to this in a lot of ways, like what’s described in the post above. This has very little to do with DuckDuckGo.

I don’t know if you’re kidding but the post is about phone operating systems, so unless DuckDuckGo launched an OS you’re talking out of your ass.

I feel like I just sat down next to you in a seedy bar. Thanks for sharing

Or the little boy throws the scorpion back into the water and says: “I’m a little boy and I don’t like scorpions”

You’re overthinking it, the scorpion likely had psychic abilities.