The boomerest of humor

No house key?

If there’s grass on the field, bawl.

Edit: this may be the best comment I’ll have ever made and so few people will see it

Contrast that with the American “eat shit and die” approach where in order to use a restroom in public, you’re required to spend a minimum of $5 on a drip coffee to be begrudgingly given a bathroom code from an employee who wishes you were never born