I’m really sorry but as someone born and bred in Britain I’m going to have to assassinate you now. Nothing personal, hope you don’t take it too badly.

I find Lovely Day by Bill Withers to be one of the most annoying songs ever

i love that song :(

omg i feel morally incorrect for laughing at this 😭

but that’s not the point, the point is to show any potentially-suicidal person that jumping will not kill them, so they won’t even bother to jump