Citizens United was the beginning of the end of the US and it shows. Fuck this place.

I’m so glad I got my passport earlier this month.

I can see where you were coming from but I hate to tell you: if the US government doesn’t give a fuck about its own citizens, they absolutely do not give a fuck about you. You are better off pursuing something through yours in my opinion. But what do I know? Probably as much as Jon Snow.

I’m a US employee but I had a thought. Your employer had to register their entity with your government so it could properly pay taxes and be in compliance with the law. I would assume that you should be able to contact your government to complain. Perhaps this EU page on “How to make a complaint” will be helpful? Or something like that page but from your government? Good luck!

Hot damn, are you in for a treat. There are a ton of them. List of satirical news websites - Enjoy